The fire is bright
So never mind the weather 
It's so nice to have 
The whole family together 

So pick up a plate 
Have a slice of roast rump 
And please nobody talk about
Donald Trump 

So glad to see
The whole family home
You really can't beat
Christmas in Rome

So pick up a plate 
Of ma's famous linguini
And please nobody mention
Benito Musolini 

Christmas eve,
Berlin '39
Everyone is laughing
Everybody's feeling fine 

So pick up a plate
Have some schnitzel and a spritzer 
But please nobody mention