Bocephus Hoser Thane
aka
Bo
By Karl Gruber

"GOOBER!" I half yelled
out loud (one of his silly pet names) with more than a tinge of
frustration sounding in my voice. That was my first word to my
buddy, my traveling companion, Bo, my 12 yr. old Golden Retriever.
After the two of us had lived the past year on the Big Island
of Hawaii, he had just been unloaded off the plane we had just
flown to San Francisco. As I walked up to his cage, I was over-powered
by the intense smell of dog poop emanating from his direction.
The airport baggage personnel were both chuckling, and holding
their noses as I embarrassingly claimed my stinky buddy. I couldn't
be mad at him, because I suppose that if I had been stuck in a
small cage for 7 or 8 hours, and flown in the belly of a jumbo
jet across the Pacific, I too would have had the same result.
After all he was just an animal, right?
Bo, or Hoser, as I affectionately called
him, was more than an animal. He was a part of me, my constant companion
from the moment I got him as a present to myself on Christmas Eve1987.
I got divorced that year, so I got rid of my wife and got a dog.
The difference was that my wife pooped on me whereas the dog just
pooped on the carpet. For a total of almost 14 years, Bo and I were
the bachelors of the woods. I owned a home in a deeply wooded gated
community in Northern Hocking County in Ohio, called Hide-A-Way
Hills. It was a back woods paradise with many, many lakes that Bo
would spend countless hours swimming in, forever chasing the omnipresent
stick that I threw for him. I still can vividly see in my mind's
eye sitting on top of the levee by the lake with a completely drenched,
slobbery Bo, flying by me a break-neck speed. Water droplets flying
everywhere, and him looking at me with a major doggy smile, figuring
that life couldn't get any better than this. He was right. On another
cold, southeastern Ohio night, I had the fireplace roaring. I had
a nice glass of cabernet in one hand, and I sat with Bo in front
of the fire, my other arm around him, and we contemplated life,
and enjoyed each other's company. I thought, "Man, here I am
in front of a romantic fire, and I have my arm around a beautiful
blonde. Damn! Wrong species!"
During my occasional middle of the night jaunts to the bathroom,
I would see Bo lying in the hallway, a bright ray of moonlight flowing
through the window illuminating his soft, golden fur. I would gently
stroke his coat for a couple minutes softly telling him how much
I loved him. He would simply look up at me, absorb the love, and
give me a wag or two of his bushy tail to indicate he felt the same,
and then fall back asleep.
Yes, Bo was an animal...a dog, but truthfully, he was my guru of
unconditional love. Who would have thought that a guru would come
in the form of mass quantities of shedding hair, drool, feces, pee,
dog breath, matted hair, and yes, total, complete unconditional
love. You could spank him for pooping on the carpet, yell at him
for running away, and give him the evil eye for just being bad;
Thirty seconds later he would come slinking back to my side, slightly
wagging his tail with a look in his eye that said, "Is it OK
now? I still love you, you know." And of course, it was ALWAYS
OK. He had my number. He knew how to soften me up. He ALWAYS showed
me total, unconditional love, at all times. Bo was my teacher and
my friend. I suppose that's why those of us who are "dog people"
are the way we are. Dog love = dog people.
I remember yelling at Bo one day when he was outside, and barking
his head off. I stopped myself short when I thought that one day
I would no longer be able to hear his wonderful voice. Suddenly
his bark turned into a melody (not for the neighbors, of course).
And as any long time dog owner knows, the time came when you find
out that dogs age entirely too fast. Yes, the day came when the
sickness he had been enduring was too much anymore for his body.
Believe me, I have cathartic-ally re-lived over and over the moments
of his timely demise. When I recently read Jon Katz book, "A
Dog Year", he related having to put down his beloved Labrador
Retrievers, and I knew he understood. It was hard for me to read,
because it made me remember, that on that fateful day of Bo's passing,
I walked out the side door of the veterinarian's clinic, and bawled
my eyes out like never before in all my 50 years. And yes, I could
no longer hear his wonderful bark.
A few days later, I returned with Bo's ashes to Hide-A-Way Hills
(where I no longer live), and walked to the end of the pier on the
lake where he had spent countless hours joyfully swimming and running.
If this wasn't dog heaven, I don't know what is. The sun was just
coming up, with its sparkling rays reflecting like lasers off the
surface of the water, and I recited this poem out loud.
What would I do without
you,
My precious, furry friend?...
Part mischief, but all blessing,
And faithful to the end!
You look at me with
eyes of love;
You never hold a grudge...
You think I'm far too wonderful
To criticize or judge.
It seems your greatest
joy in life
Is being close to me...
I think God knew how comforting
Your warm, soft fur would be.
I know you think you're
human,
But I'm glad it isn't true...
The world would be a better place
If folks were more like you!
A few short years are
all we have
One day we'll have to part...
But you my pet, will always have
A place within my heart.
Anonymous
I then sprinkled his ashes into the
water where he used to swim.
As sad as this may sound, it's really not. The poem says it all.
It's all about love, and Bo gave that to me unconditionally, and
I will always thank him for that. I have heard it said that we get
to choose our parents before we are born. Well I think that is true
with dogs, too, in that they get to choose their owners before they
are born. I will always believe that Bo and I were always meant
to be together.
Thank you "Goober".
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Sandy
By Rick Brown

When I was a very young
boy
5 or 6
we had a tan and white Cocker Spaniel named
Sandy. I'm not sure exactly when he became a member of the Brown
family
or whose idea it was to get him. After all, my mother
was already home with 4 kids under the age of 6. Still
it
could very well have been her idea. What's one dog when you already
have a house full of four screaming kids? And of course she got
stuck with the feeding and general care of the dog
most mothers
especially
in 1957 did. Perhaps we weren't typical
poor
four kids
HEY!
Let's get another mouth to feed! However it came to pass, my earliest
memories include a playful dog we lovingly called Sandy.
Now if you've never been around a Cocker Spaniel before let me
tell you about it. Sandy LOVED to bark. We had a big fenced in
yard and when we weren't trying to get him into our inflatable
wading pool with us
the pool my dad would hyperventilate
blowing up
then Sandy would either bite or poke with a claw
so dad would have to patch it and blow up again
you could
find Sandy running back and forth along the front of the fence
barking ferociously at passing cars. He wore paths along the fence.
He was that dedicated. Of course since we were all so small, we
did spend considerable time playing with our doggie friend.
My mother used to tell this story about how Sandy once bit my
youngest brother Don
only my sister Kathy was younger. And
mom would proudly exclaim, "So Donny BIT HIM BACK!!"
Even as a small child I felt as if my mom was mythologizing the
tale. Knowing my brother as I did at the time
and still do
I
theorized that Sandy was probably minding his own business when
Donny waddled up to the dog and bit him FIRST! However it happened,
the story came from my mother and that was that. There apparently
were no witnesses.
Sandy was with us constantly. Even when we weren't playing together,
we were all out in the backyard playing, while the pooch raced
back and forth on either side of the house along the fence, yelping
as if he were chasing the Devil himself away from us. And as with
every dog after him
when he got real bored
especially
if the four of us other pack members weren't around
he would
sneak out of the fence. About 15 minutes later he would slink
back into the yard with one of the chickens from a coop a couple
houses down the street. Much to our chagrin Sandy was not bringing
a chicken home to play with. It was more like a trip to Doggie
Kentucky Fried Chicken
without all the breading and grease.
But despite his dog-ness everyone in our family
including
my father
looked at him as a member of the family. "You
can't have dogs AND furniture." my dad would say. (He said
the same of children.) But we all loved Sandy more than any sofa
that's for sure. He watched TV with us
so to speak
slept
in our beds
ate our food (along with his own.)
One time Sandy tried to go down the basement stairs. We lived
in an old farmhouse. The basement had a dirt floor and quarry
stone walls. He fell and broke his leg. And even though we were
poor my parents took him to the vet. He came home with a cast
on his leg
a rounded metal rod poked out from under the plaster
beneath
his paw so he wouldn't put weight on it while it healed. I can
still remember vividly all of us kids charging into the kitchen
Sandy
right on our heals
and when he hit the linoleum with that
metal brace he went sprawling on his chest
then jumped up
wagged
his tail and begged for something. Sandy knew he had it good.
And we thought the same at the time.
On a very hot, humid summer day Sandy was chasing cars back and
forth along the fence when he slipped a disc in his spine. He
couldn't walk
just dragged his back legs behind him. My father
took him to see the vet. A couple hours later he brought him home.
The vet told him there was nothing he could do. They had no surgery
for animals for things such as this back then. But there was a
glimmer of hope. We were to put Sandy on the back porch in a kid's
playpen. Apparently, on rare occasion a disc will slip back into
place. At least that 's what we were told.
We all hoped for the best. But it was extremely hot. And Sandy
was miserable. Flies buzzed around the poor dog as if he were
no longer amongst the living. None of us wanted to think what
we inevitably were thinking. Than one day Sandy bit my Dad
and
it became obvious that this was no longer the Sandy who playfully
bit holes into our inflatable wading pool. My father got a tarp
out of the garage and
after we said our tearful goodbyes
wrapped
our playmate carefully in it. He gently placed Sandy in the backseat
of our old Ford.
My mom, brothers and sister filed into the house in silence. I
stayed to watch the car leave. As I stood there alongside the
house I'm sure my father assumed we were all inside. I looked
past the windshield and saw my father
this gruff cantankerous
man
crying like a baby. I had never seen him cry before.
His heart was breaking and so was mine. The scene didn't last
long
but it's burnt into my brain. The heat of summer. The
suffering of Sandy. The pain in our hearts.
Upon his return we carefully put Sandy's lifeless but peaceful
body into a burlap bag and took him out to an apple tree at the
beginning of the orchard. Beneath it we dug a hole
said more
goodbyes
and covered him over. My father painted a large
rock with silver paint. It was the only color he had at the time.
And after it dried we put it at the head of Sandy's grave with
the notion of putting his name on it at a later date. That never
happened. Life goes on. We knew it was Sandy.
Every once in a while I would just go stand over that silver rock.
Even after I went to college sometimes I would go back there and
just think about my childhood
this yapping Cocker Spaniel
and
my family. About the bliss life can provide if you let it
and
the inevitable for all living creatures. I saw my father cry only
once more in my lifetime. That was the day he looked down at my
mother on her deathbed and spoke these words. "I love you.
We were poor
but we had fun." And he cried.
Early on in our family life
Sandy was the big reason we had
fun.
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