...............Issue 8 ~ November, 2002...............

Fire

by Rick Brown

The phone rang at work a few weeks ago. It was my wife. She doesn't call me during the day much. But it wasn't unusual either. I asked her what was up and she blurted out, "My parents house burnt down!" "What?", I replied. Yvonne is not the type to joke around especially about something like this. "Their house burnt down early this morning."

It seems the wiring coming into the house from the air conditioning unit got moisture in it. The wires arced and a fire broke out…some such thing. Fortunately my in-laws were already up starting their day. My mother in law had been in the basement earlier that morning. They got out. Yet I cannot imagine what it must feel like to watch your home burning as you wait…and wait for the fire truck to arrive. The firefighters managed to save some personal items, photos, a little jewelry…not much…albeit in hindsight some important stuff. But they were safe.

We went up the next day to see what we could help them salvage. I could smell the house before I saw it. And at first glance I thought it didn't look so bad. It really hadn't burnt to the ground. The building was still standing. I had a lot to learn about fires. I pulled the car into the driveway and saw that some of the extended family was there lending a hand in what I soon realized is a filthy, emotional, depressing job.

I've been through some tragedy in my lifetime…perhaps more than most at an earlier age. But there is always some one who has had it harder. That's one important thing I've learned. Another is that there are pretty much two kinds of people when it comes to tragedy, strife, or death. There are those who rise to the occasion…put their grief aside for when there is time…and do what they have to do with the bravest face they can come up with. And then there are those who just lose it and are no good to anybody…especially themselves. I assumed Yvonne's parents were the former…and I was right.

When a person is "doing what he has to do" a lot of the reality is that you are just plain in shock. That's not necessarily a bad thing either. Hazel, my mother in law, seemed to me to be in shock. She had a right to be. Yet she was going into what used to be her family's homestead with a bravery and steadfastness I have rarely seen in my 50 years…pulling, what hours ago had been personal treasures, from the ashes to wonder aloud if they were worth saving. Everything stunk of smoke. Clothes, furniture, knickknacks…and shoes…were strewn in the early fall sun. I always notice the shoes when there is a tragedy. I don't know why really. Maybe there is something intensely personal about one's shoes. I can't say…but I always see them singularly.

We worked through the afternoon pulling things from the house…saying our "what if 's" and "lucky that's"…doing what I'm sure all families must have to do to grieve and move on. In the end though…there wasn't much left except a different life for these two people who only 5 days earlier had their family together in this house. It was their 50th wedding anniversary celebration. A moment to pause and be proud…to celebrate…and now this dark, dark cloud had made the timing the biggest "what if" as well as "lucky that".

I won't kid you. My in-laws and I have had WAY more than our share of ups and downs. Hell…I'm not even sure they LIKED me when I married their daughter. And to be honest…I'm not sure I liked them much. But liking isn't the same as loving. We didn't see things the same 30 years ago and I'm not sure that's changed much. I'm liberal. They're conservative. But they always read my writing even though they more than likely disagree with 75% of it. And they've never forgotten my birthday…which is more than I can say for my own family. What I've learned…and I believe my in-laws have also…is that you can learn to like some one if you love them first. The world should take note.

Giving is easier than receiving…at least for decent folk. And the outpouring from their church…and other churches…good people in general…I'm sure has been humbling for them. Yet I think I can speculate that it must be incredibly satisfying in a way also…to realize the good you have put into the community can be returned if needed. Maybe that's why I noticed the shoes. Perhaps "walking a mile in someone else's shoes" is as much a metaphor for accepting help when you need it, as trying to understand another's viewpoint.

I'm always bashing conservatives. Yet the Amish are fundamentalists. They harm no one. I criticize born again Christians. Yet Jimmy Carter walks the walk and is arguably the most peaceful man on the planet. I've railed against Yvonne's parents yet I think we have learned what it takes to respect each other. People do not need to agree to genuinely care for each other. It's too easy to forget this in the heat of debate. It shouldn't take a tragedy to realize we're all on this ship of fools together. And I don't mean to brag…but I'm proud of this personal enlightenment…even if it did take a tragic fire to make me write it down.



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The Guitars of
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Rick's Guitars




Yvonne's Guitars




Web Wizard's Guitars




Cory's Guitars




Johnny C's Guitars



Partick's Guitar


Ted Playing



Dr. John Bennett's "Guitar"

Guitorre

git, nekkid tar fish, sun,
sunk hat leak, tore, sleep
sweat fume, lay, light crawl
ship, tepid, scar list tongue,
drunk, that speech sore, keep,
wet spoon play, sight, pall
cheek tubed, rat, chest cleat
logos, swim, left pants' heat,
glue, strings water clammed, note,
peeked lube spat, less, meat's
cronos dim, slept, dance deep
few, brings, altar's slammed motE,
Mote, slammed alter brings, few,
deep dance slept, dim, cronos'
meat's less, spat, lubed peek
note, clammy, water's string glue,
heat, pants' left swim, logos,
cleated chest rat, tubed, cheek
pall sight, play, spoon's wet
seep, sore, speech that drunk,
tongue, lift scar tepid, ship,
crawl light's lay, fume, sweaty
sleep's torn, leak, hat's sunk
sun, fish, tar nekkid git

Two Big Ass Jazz Guitarists:
James Blood Ulmer and Sonny Sharrock

by Ted Kane

Since this is the Big Ass Guitar Issue of Naked Sunfish, I thought it would be appropriate to do a piece on jazz guitarists. The history of jazz guitar seemed much too big a topic for a Pot Luck column, though, so I decided to write about a couple of relatively obscure players that I both enjoy and also think would be of particular interest to the Naked Sunfish community. Each mini-bio is followed by a selected discography linked, when possible, to purchase information on amazon.com, designed to save you the backstrain of trying to find these
less than common discs in the stores.
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Excuse me, is it getting hot down here??

By: roberto lynch

It's here, isn't it? Global warming, I mean…it didn't exactly creep in like a thief in the night, did it? The early signs have been here for decades. The "greenhouse effect" has been a mantra for environmentalists since the 1970s. No…it came in the front door…in broad daylight…in fact, we left the door open...

Recently, the Christian Science Monitor reported that smoke from nearby burning forests and peat bogs have sent the carbon monoxide levels in Moscow to more than twice the admissible levels…and Western Russia has experienced the worst draught in 100 years.
Continued in Op Ed...


The Cute Beatle
October 10, 2002
The Schottenstein Center, Columbus, Ohio

Reviewed by Rick Brown

The one known as the "Cute Beatle" embraced himself as just that from beginning to end of this almost too good for words show. Coming down the aisle at the Value City Arena to begin the evening was a lovely looking woman dressed in Victorian garb, fanning herself with casual opulence. She was soon joined by other spotlighted characters in powdered wigs, On stage was a sort of surreal circus/dance involving cartoon-ish players, including an enormous body builder and an amazingly sensual contortionist. This was certainly the strangest opening to a rock concert I had ever witnessed. And at the point where I assumed the crowd could take no more of this living dream sequence the silhouette of Sir Paul appeared behind a giant screen onstage.
Continued in Concerts...


The Rolling Stones
Nationwide Arena, Columbus, Ohio
October 20, 2002

Reviewed by Cory Tressler

"It's good to be anywhere." This Zen-like statement fell out of Keith Richards' rambling mouth just after an uncomfortable introduction by his band mate Sir Michael "Mick" Jagger. Richards, who looked and sounded like a cross between Burgess Meredith (Mickey Goldmill from the Rocky movies) and a cosmic weirdo freak from the 1960's, seemed to have an underlying uneasiness directed towards his "glimmer twin/soul brother" Sir Jagger. Throughout the evening whenever the famous Sir Jagger danced (or pranced) his way towards the area of the stage where Richards was playing, Keith would turn his back and creep away in the opposite direction. These uncomfortable stage movements were also visible between Ronnie Wood and Jagger during the two and a half hour show. The tension that was present during these awkward moments may mean that this latest tour has once again strained the personal relationships between the members of the world's greatest rock and roll band, but even with this tension the live music the Stones produced was a consistent representation of their impressive and playful career in the rock industry.
Continued in Concerts...


Cheese (With No Burger) In Heaven
By Rick Brown

Let's just say I've never been a big fan of Put in Bay, the little town on South Bass Island in Lake Erie. My brother refers to it as Put in Jail. He was arrested for…um…rowing a dingy under the influence. But that's another story altogether. The few times I have visited there were unpleasant, especially the summer I was on a sailboat excursion with my aforementioned brother. It was so crowded we had to tie up to another boat. And another boat tied up to us, etc, etc. Jimmy Buffet BLARED out of the guy's boat tied to us, until 4 am. Then resumed at much the same decibel level at sunrise. To this day I cannot think of anything else when I hear "Cheeseburger in Paradise". I suppose that's as good a thought for that song as any. Put in Bay is sort of a "Key mid - West" so to speak.
Continued in Travel...

Book Review - A Dog Year: Twelve Months, Four Dogs, and Me
By Jon Katz


Reviewed by Rick Brown

I've always been a dog guy. Since the age of 5 years old…with the exception of 4 years at college…I have had a dog in my home. I learned at a tender age both the joys of sharing life with a pet dog and the painful sorrow of the death of a devoted and loyal friend. Still, I really never enjoyed READING about dogs. I disdain getting too scientific about much of anything. I mean…I love trees. But I don't care much how they grow. A good friend who is also a canine caretaker that I sincerely respect recommended "A Dog Year" to me. So I thought it deserved a look.


Henri & Rick

Jon Katz/s style of writing and devotion to his dogs drew me in immediately. And even though I prefer medium to small dogs (I own a precocious Bichon Frise) his emotional involvement with his two Labradors made me look back fondly on the dog I brought home in the summer of 1974 (unbeknownst to my new bride). Daisy was the most wonderful mutt I think I've ever known. Just ask anyone who knew her. And like Mr. Katz, I spent hours and hours…days at a time…with this wonderful creature. I drove a Volkswagen Microbus full of handicapped children to and from their school (I was a history major in college you see.) and Daisy rode each and every run by my side. I drove the "Daisy Bus" 3 runs daily…five days a week.


Yvonne, Daisy & Rick

It's this relationship Katz has with his dogs that made it difficult for me to put this book down. Being a writer he spends most of his days with his animals, walking them, talking to them, and playing with them. He is the alpha dog…the leader of the pack…just as I am with my wife and Henri. (Although exactly who is leader at any given moment might just be in question if you ask Henri…or Yvonne for that matter.)



Rick, Yvonne & Maui

A breeder Mr. Katz respects, talks him into rescuing a Border Collie, and this is where the story takes off into a wonderfully chaotic adventure involving him, this enthusiastic new house mate and the two "veterans" of his pack. Anyone who has owned dogs…and by that I mean made one or more a member of the family…will truly enjoy the honest and touching story of love, life and death Mr. Katz traces for the 12 months after making his first Border Collie an equal member of his family. Border Collies are a herding dog and have the energy of an entire VW Microbus full of screaming children. Consequently the atmosphere is far from sublime.


Maui, Rick & Kelly - a Border Collie Friend

Jon Katz informs the reader of training techniques, the characteristics of specific breeds and working living arrangements, yet does so in a mesmerizing storytelling fashion. I could not only relate to his successes…and failings…with his dogs, but honestly became emotionally involved with his pack in the same way as my own. I have a great deal of respect for those who know dogs and own them for the right reasons…mostly because their number is few. There are millions of dog owners who really have no specific relationship with their dogs. They pick them out of a catalog because of the way the breed looks. "A Dog Year" could very well be just the instruction manual to show them the way; this is because Katz is wise…and humble enough …to know a dog owner can learn just as much about themselves…(maybe more) from the pooch, as they can teach their dog.

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